love-and-a-cookie:

Even if penguins are not able to sit on a line like that… You know that I still love you <3 MMJJ

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“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself.”

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#WHY DID THEY CUT THIS #WHY DID THEY CUT ANYTHING

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alichay:

starling-girl:

lillian-raven:

#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all. 

#There’s that funny tag scene up there #but my original thought at seeing this gifset was Clint having to go grocery shopping for the first time by himself after Phil died #Phil always did their shopping #cos Clint got easily distracted #He’d go to the store for milk and bread and come back with four different kinds of cereal and a weird-looking fruit he’d never seen before but no milk or bread #so Phil never let him go alone #and now Phil’s not here #and Clint doesn’t know what he’s supposed to get #and he has no interest in picking up interesting looking fruits or new cereals #because Phil’s not there to be impressed by them

NO NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO

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